Natland-isms

Here is a list of all the jokes that Mr. Natland made in class. If we continually update this, we will be able to A) find ways daily to both apply these and use these in our lives and B) have catchy ways to start conversations at our 25th high school reunion. For example: //(The scene unfolds. Alex Lopez is pouring a cup of punch at the 25th high school reunion. People are dancing and there is music playing in the background at a party taking place in the dimly lit Henry H. Anderson '38 Gymnasium.//) (//Frankie Montes walks up)// Frankie: Hey can you pass me the ladle so I can pour some punch? Alex Lopez (//in a total of 2 seconds time):// **I WONT DO THAT!!!** (//Both laugh and the night goes on, Frankie never gets his punch)//

As one can easily see, this list is crucial for our future. So please add as much information about each quote as possible.

Natland: "Well this is systematic. It's hydromatic." //Goes to write on the board and suddenly turns// "IT COULD BE GREASE LIGHTNING!"

Natland (//while discussing Chapter 2, Problem 43)//: "So apparently Meatloaf is driving this car and yelling on his phone "I WON"T DO THAT!"

Natland is explaining how coordinate axis are just mathematical constructions so we can tilt them to make measuring easier... Natland: I can just tilt my coordinate axis... //leaning back and with a Usain Bolt celebration arm configuration Natland: ZEUS!!

Natland: Thank you, Andrew, for being the moral compass on things I should or should not say.

Natland: So this is tension. HK: There's some sexual tension. Natland: On a scale of 1 to inappropriate, that was inappropriate.

Natland taking ∫F•dr with the top year being 1945: What year did FDR start his presidency?

Natland (the answer to an energy problem was 0 Joules, written 0 J): So the work done is Omar Jarrett, just kidding. 0 Joules. So is energy added? (In an emphatic spanish voice) ¡No!

Natland responding to Andrew's method of guess and check: Guess and check! I normally use that method for determining poisonous plants. A-ha, poisonous! Won't eat that one again!

Natland: So are there any more forces? Andrew: You never drew in the forces of good and evil.

Natland: Well, drat!! h (height) isn't d (distance). What do I do? Do I start drawing a clown?

Natland: There has never been an exception to the conservation of energy. I would say that is the meat of the taco.

Natland wearing a Taco Bell hat offcenter: This is how they wear it on the streets.

HK: I like to shoot my arrow as close to the axis as possible Natland: O.K. Robin Hood!

HK: I'm a G Matt: I'm a G Natland: Well I don't know about you guys, but I'm a B (referring to the B.E.P. song Imma Be)

Zack: Sorry to disappoint you, but you're not God. Natland: Thank you for putting me in my place Zack. Thanks for knocking me off of ////that//// pedestal!

^ Last night's homework.//